Two Jews Walk Into A War... Tickets

Two Jews Walk Into a War… Theatre Tickets

Satisfy your craving for an entertaining, comedic play, and be sure to grab Two Jews Walk Into a War… tickets so that you can kick back, relax, and enjoy this political satire. The theatrical production was written by Seth Rozin and lasts approximately 80 to 85 minutes. The story centers around two of the last remaining Jews in Afghanistan: Ishaq and Zeblyan. The two not only share faith and the same synagogue, but they also share the common goal of repopulating the Jewish community in their city. Nevertheless, there’s one major issue that stands in their way: they hate each other.

Will Ishaq and Zeblyan be able to put aside their differences in order to restore faith within their community? Find out in this engaging, hilarious play after you get Two Jews Walk Into a War… tickets while it’s still running at a theater close to you. Throughout the performance, themes of sorrow and survival are brought to light. Overall, the play has received widespread positive reviews from publications all over the country. The New York Times called it “amusing, sweet-natured, and irreverent,” whereas The Philadelphia Inquirer said it was “a play with a lot more substance than its zinger dialogue suggests.”

Two Jews Walk Into A War... Ticket Prices

Two Jews Walk Into A War... ticket prices vary for each production. Prices can vary depending on demand and depending on the city. A theatre ticket on Broadway will always be more expensive than a touring production. Seating arrangements also impact ticket prices. A premium orchestra seat close to the stage costs more than a standard balcony or upper-tier seat. 

How much are Two Jews Walk Into A War... tickets?

Two Jews Walk Into A War... tickets for a premium orchestra seat have a price range of around $150-$350 per ticket depending on the venue. Stick to your budget with cheap seats in the back of the theater. A balcony seat will typically run $35-$55 each. Due to the size of the theatres on Broadway, ticket prices in New York can sometimes be 50-75% more than a touring performance.

Two Jews Walk Into A War... Tour Dates & Schedule

Check the Two Jews Walk Into A War... schedule above to find a tour date that is convenient for you. When the performance is running for a week or longer, it usually runs Tuesday through Sunday with Matinées typically available on Saturday and Sunday. Be sure to catch the show at the Hollywood Pantages Theatre in Los Angeles, Walnut Street Theatre in Philadelphia, Sarofim Hall at the Hobby Center in Houston or another theatre near you.

When do Two Jews Walk Into A War... tickets go on sale?

Two Jews Walk Into A War... tickets go on sale for a touring production once the new performance dates are announced. Typically, within 24-48 hours of the Two Jews Walk Into A War... tour dates being announced, seats will be available. TicketSmarter makes it easy to get Broadway musical tickets in your hands without waiting in line at the box office window or for a presale code.

Two Jews Walk Into A War... Seating Chart

Two Jews Walk Into A War... seating capacity will vary from venue to venue depending on the location. Most of the theatres on the tour stops will have less than 3,000 seats. For example, Barbara Mann Performing Arts Hall has a capacity of only 1,874 whereas Dreyfoos Concert Hall at the Kravis Center has a capacity of 2,195. The Musical Hall in Kansas City has a capacity of 2,363. If you are looking for cheap Two Jews Walk Into A War... tickets, explore the upper balcony in most cases. Sometimes there will be discount tickets available in the rear portion of the Orchestra. 

Select your perfect premium seat in the orchestra or mezzanine or get a VIP box seat. You can hopefully catch Two Jews Walk Into A War... playing in your city as this award-winning show tours across the country. Use the Two Jews Walk Into A War... seating chart above to secure your seats when it stops at a city near you.

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