The Slutcracker Tickets

The Slutcracker Show Tickets

Get into the zany holiday spirit with The Slutcracker tickets. This satirical burlesque performance will sure to be a night you will never forget filled with sensuality, laughter and gasps. This liberating show is not meant for children but is great for bachelor or bachelorette parties.

The Slutcracker was dreamed up by Lipstick Criminals troupe director Vanessa White and started its performance in 2008 in Somerville, Massachusetts, and then later in Montreal, Quebec. It pays homage to Ilyich Tchaikovsky's ballet but in a more sexual awakening of a young woman during the holidays sort of way. This imaginative play incorporates tango dancers, ballerinas, acrobats, belly dancers and even drag kings embrace center stage. This show's popularity took off selling out the initial run and had to add 16 more shows a year to keep up with the demand. The sexual themes start right off the bat with a newly engaged couple, Clara and Fritz, exchanging gifts. Unlike in Tchaikovsky's story of the little niece getting a "nutcracker doll" as a gift, Clara is blessed with a vibrator to begin her self stimulation. A battle begins with Clara's imagination of this terrifying electronic and her real-life prudish upbringing.

Unleash your inner dominatrix with The Slutcracker tickets. Be sure not to miss all the pole dancing, strip teasing, synchronized swimming, topless women who engage in some very quirky adult content. This show is definitely not for conservative eyes as it deals with BDSM, homoeroticism, promiscuity, sexual exploration of the female anatomy, not to mention the male orgasm, and the bubble shooting "massager."

How much do The Slutcracker tickets cost?

$51.12 is the average price you’ll pay to attend a The Slutcracker performance. You can get a premium orchestra seat in the front for as high as $84.60, but you can find deals on cheap The Slutcracker tickets for $47.12 by selecting a seat away from the stage.

Where can I buy The Slutcracker tickets?

You can order your tickets to all The Slutcracker performance directly from TicketSmarter. Scroll up to find your tickets to all upcoming shows.

Where is The Slutcracker performing?

The Slutcracker is performing at Somerville Theatre in W Somerville.

What is the date and time of the next performance?

The Slutcracker's next performance is on December 4th, 2026 at 8:00pm.

How long is The Slutcracker?

The Slutcracker runs between 2 to 3 hours long. Many performances often include one or two intermissions.

Can I choose my seat when buying tickets?

Yes, you can use our interactive seating chart tool to browse all available seats for any venue easily.

What are the best seats to see The Slutcracker live?

The front-center orchestra offers premium seating with unobstructed views of the performance.

Is The Slutcracker suitable for children or families?

Yes, many performances are suitable for children and families! However, it may depend on the child’s age and attention span. Children under 5 may find it difficult to sit through a longer performance.